We decided to make our haiku reviews even more excellent—the result: one-minute of 5-7-5 awesomeness. Enjoy:
Gold heart and mullet
Drugs, sex, guns, but crimes “fake news”
Now that my major law exam is done for the year, I have more time for writing and podcasting on DEETS and GEETS. We’ll kick off the end of the hiatus with a haiku review for the latest in Sony’s Marvel Universe.
EDDIE AND VENOM
IN A BAD, BUT FUN MOVIE
COULD HAVE BEEN MUCH WORSE
Blog and podcast updates have been slow lately due to my law studies. That said, we remain! Deets and Geets will be updated with Episode 7 soon and look out for more writings here in October!
For now, check out two fresh haiku reviews from LRK!
Wife is not having
His Padmansplaining until
Big B and UN
Hindu police state
Near future with nineties tech
Below are a handful of haiku reviews of films LRK and I have seen at the theater earlier this year:
the queen says, “let’s burn!”; Khilji cheats and wins the fight; Rajput honor fail
Black utopia; say Wakanda forever; it is challenge day!
better than the first; more heart and meta-humor; and so much more blood
Lando is the star; but Han and Chewie are cool; the slickest Star Wars
AVENGERS: INFINITY WAR