DEETS & GEETS: 2018 Q1-Q2 Haiku Reviews

Below are a handful of haiku reviews of films LRK and I have seen at the theater earlier this year:

PADMAAVAT

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the queen says, “let’s burn!”; Khilji cheats and wins the fight; Rajput honor fail

 

BLACK PANTHER

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Black utopia; say Wakanda forever; it is challenge day!

 

DEADPOOL 2

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better than the first; more heart and meta-humor; and so much more blood

 

SOLO

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Lando is the star; but Han and Chewie are cool; the slickest Star Wars

 

AVENGERS: INFINITY WAR

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a game of gem stones; golden left-handed gauntlet; Thor got a new axe